Jokes

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef

Q: What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop, clop clop?
A: An Amish drive-by shooting

Actual Newspaper ads:

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.